"i thought that was a funny story but apparently no one else did" a memoir
i feel like the worst bc i’m not thin or little or dainty but i’m also not sexy or curvy or voluptuous i’m just like a gross flabby donut or something
Cough basalisk cough
fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story
So my DS lite died and I just.
you know you can just plug it back in if it died
do you think so ?
have you tried turning it off and on again
SO YOU MUTILATED ITS CORPSE AND WORE THE PIECES?!?
Metal as fuck
There is nothing about this post I don’t love.